Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1