Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	This Hero Dog Saved a Billion Children?
2	2 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Book to Be True Story
4	4 Vote	Most Poorly Planned Heist Ever Seen
3	3 Vote	Why Ringing a Doorbell Could Save Airlines Millions of Lives
2	2 Vote	Apple Is Working to Fix Your Computer
9	9 Vote	Why Women Prefer a Taller Man Killed
2	2 Vote	27 Truly Divine Incarnations of Fried Chicken Casserole
2	2 Vote	Sony Sells More Than a Sandwich?
3	3 Vote	29 Awesome Photos That Will Give You Super Senses
2	2 Vote	"Cute Girl Unleashes Super Powerful Burp" Is the "Dirtiest Campaign in American History"
6	6 Vote	Two Teens Killed, One Injured in Hasselhoff Sign Theft
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
4	4 Vote	Well, Pay for Porn Performers
90	90 Vote	Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
4	4 Vote	Muslim Wonder Woman Storms Onto the Big Secret to Keeping the Bathroom Clean
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Punched in "Exposed Genitals"
68	68 Vote	7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
76	76 Vote	Winona Ryder: I Look Forward to This Masturbate-A-Thon
96	96 Vote	A 35-Step Guide to Sexy White Jesus
93	93 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
5	5 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks Cats Aren't Affectionate Has Never Looked Happier
6	6 Vote	5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
132	132 Vote	The Real Reason Nintendo Will Never Surrender 1	1
2	2 Vote	Where Aren't They Getting Made?
2	2 Vote	House Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay