Headline Smasher

STUFF

Reminds me of this smash from last year... speaking of "Joe"... https://headlinesmasher.com/569625

Truly, one of life's greatest mysteries.

Unrelated to this headline, but—Headline Smasher, you just HAD to crash and not want to save when I generated something this amazing, didn't you?

https://i.imgur.com/PvHBmhB.png

They're actually a 1,000 years old.

Old article. They're now 132-year-old sophomores in college.

If you're a crazy person.

The conspiracy theory we didn't know we needed

About time Tennessee heard it straight

About time Henry Cow got the mainstream recognition they deserve!

This is it. This is the headline.

Amazing accomplishment

L is real

1312

If my city was in the path of a hurricane, Ida left too.

What not to say on a date.

Procrastination saves the day

Here are some of my favorites from among my own headlines that never got any votes:

https://headlinesmasher.com/677507

https://headlinesmasher.com/674394

https://headlinesmasher.com/672499

https://headlinesmasher.com/660261

https://headlinesmasher.com/653110

https://headlinesmasher.com/644231

https://headlinesmasher.com/643104

https://headlinesmasher.com/638375

https://headlinesmasher.com/634837

https://headlinesmasher.com/625318

https://headlinesmasher.com/620263

https://headlinesmasher.com/612043

https://headlinesmasher.com/598945

https://headlinesmasher.com/587031

https://headlinesmasher.com/571188

https://headlinesmasher.com/570001

https://headlinesmasher.com/555949

https://headlinesmasher.com/552283

https://headlinesmasher.com/529130

https://headlinesmasher.com/514244

https://headlinesmasher.com/505695

https://headlinesmasher.com/491919

https://headlinesmasher.com/484543

https://headlinesmasher.com/479637

https://headlinesmasher.com/475297

https://headlinesmasher.com/472030

https://headlinesmasher.com/446310

https://headlinesmasher.com/415593

Sure, go ahead, and I think I'll do the same. We might not be able to get new content now, but there's a lot of buried good stuff we could unearth.

There's a lot of good stuff on page 9 folks should check out. https://headlinesmasher.com/recent?page=9

And may I plug my own smashes? Lots of solid 1-vote headlines in there that just didn't get the notice they deserved.

You magnificent bastard.

In case anyone's wondering how I generated new ones, I still had a tab open from over a week ago, lol. The site's still broken.

Sigh... It was Nikocado Avocado, wasn't it?

when you know you've been watching too many music videos on YouTube

Whatever works

Leo's getting desperate

Ok Karen

slamming too much Juicy Juice will do that

Is this even legal?

when you commit a murder

it's called edging

funniest shit I’ve ever seen

love a defenestration vid!

so much for the tolerant left!

Still not the weirdest dinosaur erotica I've ever read

Uhhh

not very moderate of him...

I have a cold and this almost made me start coughing again from laughing.

I need to read this

thank God