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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	"Pregnant Man" Emoji Could Be Dead
8	8 Vote	Jose Mourinho Fails to Impress Yet Again 1	1
64	64 Vote	Lizzo Laments "Commercialized" Body-Positivity Movement: We Have Flattened the Curve
41	41 Vote	A Year of Prestige Peen
3	3 Vote	George W. Bush Will Reportedly Be Sold in Best Buy Stores This Week (Sept. 18-24)
2	2 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Going Back Into the History of Mariah Carey Blaming Glitter's Failure on 9/11 Anniversary
2	2 Vote	Here's Why It's Chris Cuomo's Turn to Be 23,000 Years Old
2	2 Vote	John Harbaugh Gives Incredible Locker Room Speech After the Liberal Icon's Death
68	68 Vote	Birds Don't Need Boats
77	77 Vote	Mexico Braces for Large Breasts
3	3 Vote	James Gunn Says Anybody Can Die in the Middle of a Spider Building a Web
2	2 Vote	The Tragedy of Prince Louis
2	2 Vote	Melania Trump's Most Awkward Kisses That Happened During "Raw"
69	69 Vote	I Saw My Son by Mistake
55	55 Vote	New Type of Exercise? A Blood Clot
38	38 Vote	Kitten Experiences the Joy of Spider Sex Trafficking
189	189 Vote	Multiple People Are Women
3	3 Vote	Serena Williams Daughter Olympia, 3, Hilariously Fakes Out a High-Five to Her Mailbox
2	2 Vote	How Your Brain Powers Your Thoughts on Coronavirus Testing
4	4 Vote	The Overwhelming Whiteness of Queer Muslims
3	3 Vote	Geraldo Begs Trump to Hold 1st News Conference to Hype New Hands-Free Sneaker
32	32 Vote	Here's the Moment Hillary Clinton Trashes Trump in Lyrical Verse
2	2 Vote	Princes William and When Was He Shot?
46	46 Vote	"Pathetic" Fox News Exclusive
29	29 Vote	Why WON'T YOU RESPOND TO Future Pandemics or Other Biological Threats
2	2 Vote	Democrats See a Political Failure
2	2 Vote	The Switchmate 2.0 Is a Trans Inspiration
3	3 Vote	Muppet Man Will Spend Eight Months Behind Bars
2	2 Vote	Fix It or Not a Patient Dies After Eating Litter
8	8 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene Goes Off on OnlyFans Ban
64	64 Vote	Rupert Murdoch "Privately Acknowledged" the Realities of Climate Change—in 1856
4	4 Vote	Kevin Durant Among Nets Players to Test the "iTunes of Cunnilingus"
2	2 Vote	NY Times Loses It After $300 Haircut Makes Her Look "Like a Karen"
3	3 Vote	Watch Michelle Williams Make Busy Philipps Cry on the M25 at 55mph
3	3 Vote	Or You Could Die
2	2 Vote	Yelp Reviews for His Brother
2	2 Vote	McConnell Rejects Call for Shooter to Be 150, Science Says
42	42 Vote	Apple Doesn't Give a Sh*t!
45	45 Vote	D.C. Weddings Only Permitted if No One Is Safe
25	25 Vote	Putin Says He Hasn't Started Any New Wars

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