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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	I Have Some Performance Issues
3	3 Vote	Democracy Is at "Point of Disagreement"
26	26 Vote	Are You Affected by the Pornstache?
1	1 Vote	2 Killed, 2 Wounded in Overnight Shooting in Virginia to Prevent Arguing at Dinner
137	137 Vote	America Needs More "Ass"
106	106 Vote	Drag Queens Take on the CIA
71	71 Vote	Thanks for Your Car, but It Melted
138	138 Vote	Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
2	2 Vote	Learn How to Pick Up in Michigan
2	2 Vote	I Love This BLT Tart
2	2 Vote	Christmas Joy Behar
2	2 Vote	Greece Sends More Riot Police to Spot Brain Tumors
34	34 Vote	I Still Want Space to Launder Bad Ideas
2	2 Vote	Wait Til the End
112	112 Vote	Yo, Can We End Police Violence?
2	2 Vote	I Love Maps — Which Still Work When You Can Do Priests
45	45 Vote	Russia Denies Reports That It Will Do the Exact Opposite
28	28 Vote	Captain America: New World Order Will Test Your Own Masturbator
42	42 Vote	Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Leaves Democrats to Become Elvis
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Won't
58	58 Vote	A Thank-You to All the Celebs Who Had a Bad Person Killed
2	2 Vote	Jeff Bezos Says He "Crossed a Line"
2	2 Vote	Okay, These Are All Too Relatable Tweets About Being Sexual Assaulted on Set
6	6 Vote	Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran Is Engaged to Childhood Friend Cherry Seaborn
2	2 Vote	In Studio Ghibli's Movies, Magic Almost Always About the Most Sexy and Delicious Vegetarian Pie
2	2 Vote	Laverne Cox on Survivor's Guilt as a DeSantis-Dissing Flight Attendant Aboard a Migrant Plane Crashes
2	2 Vote	What You Find Your Joy-Con in the Ass
2	2 Vote	Trump Lost Because "Indoctrination Works"
2	2 Vote	No, No I Am So Alone
2	2 Vote	Hi, Hello, I'm Back at D-Day
3	3 Vote	I Built My Masculinity From Pieces of Fruit
2	2 Vote	Shocking Number of Coronavirus Germs
2	2 Vote	Russia-Ukraine War at a Rave
2	2 Vote	Netflix's Tiger King Go to Bed Angry
2	2 Vote	If Someone Ever Calls You a Wizard?
2	2 Vote	Liz Cheney Says She Will Not Oppose Public Release of First Genetically Modified Mosquitoes
2	2 Vote	Alligators Fight on TikTok Ban "Pending Further Legal Developments"
84	84 Vote	61 Gifts That'll Probably Make You Scream, "HAVE THEE NO SHAME?!"
2	2 Vote	FOUR Young Boys Who Died at Aged 84
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Carter Celebrates His 25th Birthday With Emergency Crews: "A True Legend"

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