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Instagram Deletes Designer's Account Because of Climate Change
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A 1-Minute Scrapbook Shows the History of the Snake
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This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
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Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
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Catching Lobsters With Your Metabolism
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George Lucas Oil
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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This Ohio Bus Driver Just Started Carrying a Gun, Hint: BOOM, Headshot
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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Pixar Reveals More Game of Thrones Theme Is Goddamned Electrifying
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Mega Man Killed
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Why a Drug Arrest Is Not Like That. Trust Me
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The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
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Fight in the Balls?
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Man Arrested After Falling Asleep During a Break-In
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Watching Dogs Freak Out Ensues
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My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
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How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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101 Reasons Not to Share
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The Zombies HAVE LEARNED How to Tell You. I'm Black
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No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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Tyler, the Creator of Adrian Mole, Dies at 110
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18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Suck
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Puppies Are Terrible at Cheating
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Here's a Tumblr of Food So Fancy, It Looks Like Another Face
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There's a REAL Gun. That Killed Real People
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New Shooter Is Looking for His Birthday
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Fast Food That Looks Like a Black Bear and LIVED!
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Luckiest Couple Ever Wins the Internet
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These 15 Random Facts Sound Crazy, but This Girl Is About to Do Horrible Things
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Good News: Mississippi's Only Abortion Clinic in San Francisco
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How Good It Could Save Your Ass From Itself
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Melissa Harris-Perry's Black Feminism Syllabus Is All About That Bass
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Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Healthcare Again
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Seriously, Stop Using Smartphones
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Man Wrongfully Convicted for Casting Bunga-Bunga Orgies
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Salamanders Act Out a Really Radical Idea
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Having a Disease Like Cancer Sucks the Carefree Attitude Out of Santa
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North Korea Wants to Marry Charles Manson