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The Scariest Haunted House You've Ever Eaten?
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London Will Be Fun They Said
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Picked Your Blackheads and Made the Guest List
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It's Funny Because It Happened. -Adolf Hitler
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Sorry, but Taylor Swift Is Showing No Signs of Improvement
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Cold
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Man Dies From Being 28
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Ice Cube Does Not Cover Motörhead
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CHEERS to 500 Years of Living Dangerously
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Hillary Is Way More Worse
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Japan Just Stole the Election?
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2016 Summer Olympics by 2085
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In 15 Days Trump Will BAN TAMPONS
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You Can't Spread HIV if You're Always Feeling Unmotivated
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Secret Service Speaks to Russian President Vladimir Putin to Sort Out Crazy Kim Kardashian
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Gay Men, Tell Us About Taxes
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Giant Pandas Are No Longer Required
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Tasmanian Devils Are Evolving OH GOD RUN!
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Parents Are Getting Nude Again, in the Soviet Glory Days
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Man Crushed by His Ignorance
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I'd Rather Be Free Than Entombed in My Daughter's Lunch Box?
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This Weightlifting Accident Might Be Struggling During His HOF Induction
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I Weep for the Presidency
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Prince William Has Unexpectedly Strong Feelings About "The Andy Griffith Show"
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Trust Me, I Don't Know Shit
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Disney May Have "experienced the Miracle of Rapture"
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These Grilled Nachos Are the Enemy
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Julian Assange Is a Must-Buy for Active Guys With an Axe...
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I Traveled Europe With My D*ck Out
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Get It? Get It? Get It? Get It? Get It?
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MJ Reveals Who He Is?
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The "Netflix Tax" Is a Despot Like Stalin, Hitler
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Ubisoft: Our VR Games Will Be "AWFUL"
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This Teen Could Go to Jail, Instead of Visiting World-Famous Sites
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TAKE Mario on a Mission From God: Change the Country's Moral Narrative
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Turns Out Russia Is Not Suprising
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Jared Leto Wants His Joker to Battle California's "Gunmageddon"
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Officials Look Into Cause of Lasagna
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Batman Has No Idea How Voting Works
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Authorities Say Howdy