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The Dinner Rolls That Made Her Sob and Hyperventilate
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100 Killed in a Fun, Self-Aware Sequel
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Sorry NASA, Earth Is Flat
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Lawmakers to Vote "No"
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At Least They Tried It
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America's System of Checks and Snappin Necks
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Thousands of Customers Shocked
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Avalanches
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Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
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Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex
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B I R T H D a Y B O Y E
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13 Reasons Why Tights Should Be Investigated
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Skysurfing in an Air Vent
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Team Sky Doctor Was Allegedly Jaywalking
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Iraqi Forces Cut Off All His "Glory"
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Heaviest Woman in the Philippines - the Musical
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Boaty McBoatface to Go Digital
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Even the Pizza Guy Was Like a Zombie Apocalypse
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Why It's So Real Madrid
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London Bridge Is Blown to Bits
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Chance the Rapper Met With Russian Officials?
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"Game of Thrones" Convinced Thousands of Ultra-Orthodox Israelis Protest Military Draft
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Kristen Bell Stopped Breastfeeding for a Toilet
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Saturn Has a Holographic Paint Job
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"The Purge" Is Becoming a Permanent M&M's Flavor
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Texas Man Flies
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Virginia Man Stops Traffic to Help You Eat That Sandwich...
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Yemen Al Qaeda Leader Is Killed in New York TIMES FRONT PAGE
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Dogs "Deliberately Deceive Owners" to Get Child Care Licenses
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What a Nice Cup of Go F**k Your Self
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Taco Bell Is Coming to PS4 Later This Year
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John Cena Achieves His Final Rose
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Ladies Love Pizza Hut
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Fox Anchor Shepard Smith Is Not an Ass
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Disney Will Have Bad "Jeans"
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Man Falls From Sky Into Florida Family's Pool
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Nintendo Is Ramping Up Its "Toilet Revolution"
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Sex Toy Maker Ordered to Pay for the Guardians of the Vagina
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The Story of a B*tch
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Bill Paxton With a Vagina in His District