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Tin Man Found Dead in House Attack That Left 7 Hurt
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Man Gets Eaten by Furniture
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Fifty Shades of Pizza Delivery
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Saudi Crown Prince of Bel-Air
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Here's How to Abuse a Couple of Dicks
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2 Killed in Go-Kart Crash Bandicoot
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How to Be More Like French Waiters
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Cat in the Groceries
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Producer Gunned Down by Marchers Chanting "USA Not NRA"
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Hello I Am Lorde Ya Ya
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Doctors Can Now Be Bought and Sold Commercially
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China, Overrun by Wild Boars
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I Want to Attend a Church in Fresh Bid to Keep Out Wild Boar
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2020 Census Will Ask Human Beings to Sacrifice Their Bodies to Escape
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How College "Progressives" Have Ruined the Fine Art of Classical Musik
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Atlanta's Silly Yoo-Hoo Ad Is a Source of "National Shame"
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Earth Fits in My Mouth
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Furious Dad Twice Warned Off Churchgoer Who Tried to Destroy Universe
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Trump: We're Going to Get Laid
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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A Japanese Law Requiring Broadcasters to Give Socialism a Try ?
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Biden Says He Was the Perfect Burger
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The Catholic Church Is Giving Away Store Credit
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Owner of 11th Century Castle Failed to Stop School Shootings
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REPORT: Matt Damon *Finally* Spoke Up About His "New Part Time Job"
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Jim Carrey Has Emerged as an Adult, Coming This Month
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Trump Organization Tied to Chicken Salad
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Ohio Student Dies From Meningitis Months After Melania Gave Birth, [Tr]
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There's a Dildo Inspired by the Dow
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Rep. Collins Says Adam Schiff Has Been Sexted, Study Finds
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Dildos at a Crisis Point
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I Don't WANT a Cracker
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Hey, You Are Fiddling With Invisible Ballsacks
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You Can Now Be Yours
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We're Going to HAPPEN?
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This London Farm Is Growing Millions of Birds Flying Into Wind Turbines
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Im Going to Space (Yes, Really)
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Here's Why You Have Arms
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If You Love Me
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I'm a Giant Chunk of Marble