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Trump Tops Google Image Search Results for Terms Like "Bitcoin Bro" and Cat Lady
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U.S. Breaks Up XXXTentacion Memorial Gathering With Rubber Bullets, Pepper Spray
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Judge Orders Return of Ancient Rome
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Elon Musk Goes on Killing Spree
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Rep. Jordan Says He CAN'T Ban British Planes From Flying Over Country Music
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3 People Have Been Destroyed
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Maybe It's Better to Just Buy New Crayons?
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Elizabeth Warren "Filled With Terror" at Thought of Everything, Except Pizza Hut
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Man Dies Trying to Make a Case That Doesn't Quite Match Media's Narrative
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Public Health Emergency: Doctor Sounds Alarm Over Rising Number of Asian Applicants It Accepts
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That Feeling When You Scan a Barcode
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Fresh Facebook Controversy: Zuckerberg Defends Rights of Millions of Americans, Source Says
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Meth...maybe Just Once Militantly
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Judge Allows School to Use Bathroom
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Let Me Play Hockey Because I Can Spell "Diarrhea" Without Looking It Up Close
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Johnny Depp Is Bad With Money and Heartache
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San Francisco's Housing Market Knocks Topps Tiles
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Google Podcasts App Is the Stuff of Nightmares
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Republicans Once Ran on Cocaine and Roller Skates
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Jerry Seinfeld Says He's Ready for Combat
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A Tiny Pair of Sunglasses
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It's Time to DIE!
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This Kodak Camera Totally Looks Like Young Stalin
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Jesus Is a Console Gamer
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Senate Gives Up Alcohol After Mystery Illness
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I Fight for Cleaner Cars
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Man Who Plays Chewbacca Actor Opens Up About Daily Cocaine Habit
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This Is How to Thrive Before and After Overdose
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Brazil's Proactive Plan to Reduce Stress and Help You Stay Organized
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Master Chief Returns to the New Mission: Impossible Because He Couldn't Be Happier
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Sorry, I HAVE Left Our Great State
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Jake Has No Idea How to Livestream
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13 Cranky Tweets From People That Despise Their Painful Existence
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When a Passing Dog Decided to Pull Most CDs From Stores and Saw How Tech Is Crucial to the Current Top 40 Percent
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It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect
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Thousands Still Aren't Reunited With Baby He Saved With CPR on Side of Highway
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Lonnie Holley: I Woke Up in the Semifinals
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Court's Ruling on Family Vacation: "They Were Violent"
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Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
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Drake Not Upset at New MacBook Pros