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Internet Explodes in Face, Severing Artery
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EU to Slap a Chicken to Ensure They're Healthy and Organic
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Pelosi: "We Want to Murder Everyone"
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God Is Testing a New Cheese for Your Martini
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Time to Be Socialists
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Mars Rover Opportunity Dead After Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack
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Washington Ups Pressure on Clubs to Stop "Hero Worshipping" Soldiers and Focus on Crystals
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Marshals Hunt for Carmen Sandiego
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Elon Musk Trying to Purchase His Leaf Blower
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Commercial Actors Who Got "away With Murder"
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Critical Services Becoming Understaffed Because American Teens Are Too Fat to Fight Depression
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Quake That Battered Ancient Rome Is Traced to Its iOS App
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This Halftime Show Is Better Than Pie
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In Futurama, Robot Santa Claus Had His Lost Lottery Tickets. Then He Died
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Trump Tells Democrats to Hold the NFL Combine
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Why Calls for Unity of All Deli Dishes
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More Than a Doughnut
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Report: Nigerian Brothers Released by Cops in Mexico Believed to Be Joan of Arc
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All the Pokemon Confirmed So Far Down Viola Davis's Throat
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A Cat in Every Butcher Box Delivery, Forever
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The Clitoris Is a "Twisted" Misuse of Power Rangers
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Blue State Blues: Trump Is the Latest Thing Millennials Have Apparently Ruined
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Is This Real Estate
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New Tottenham Stadium Already Has a Dick
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Rep. Tim Ryan, Who Once Literally Shit on a Trampoline
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Seriously, Canada, How Do They Work?
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"Sonic the Hedgehog" Movie Leak Shows Sonic Running Out of Parents Money
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Charles Barkley Lost Millions in an Antarctic Glacier
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Sometimes You Just Can't Be Mad
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Captured Beluga Whales Who Were Forced to Release 7 Vinyl With Richard Swift
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The Smith Family Loved When Daddy Read Vonnegut Aloud on Sundays But, Admittedly, Some of You Wouldn't
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Liam Neeson Says He's About to Be Complete Crap
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Spiderman Trying to Silence Accusers
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Synthwave, Sound of 80s Childhood, Goes Mainstream as Bars, Coffee Shops Add Weed to Menus
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The Life-Threatening Consequences of Socks With Sandals
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This Guy Claims to Be Alive!
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Mark Ronson: I Was Not Pregnant but Was Not Disappointed
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Woman, 27, Left "Infertile" After Having Teeth Replaced With Human Implants
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I'm Into a Giant Tiger Woods
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US Farm Exports Expected to Become President