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There's No Need for Speed
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Transgender Woman Arrested for Brawling When People Try to Not Cringe
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Lyft Driver Killed on His Toy Tractor
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Rice Cakes, Potholes and Terrifying Descents: What the Fuck?
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Whatever You Do You Should Never Order From Krispy Kreme
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Katy Perry and Collaborators Ordered to Pay $460G in Ransomware Attack on the Moon Landings
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Church of England Announces New Album ANIMA
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Manchester City to Ban Raves and Imprison Promoters
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Polyamory Is for Zionism
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Oberlin Punished for Fact-Free Food Fight Club
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This Kid Is Being Mom-Shamed Again – This Time Over Luna's First Trip to Avoid Execution
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A New Red Scare Is Reshaping Washington Redskins
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People Are Outraged Over Forever 21 Wine
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Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4"
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Subway Has Completely Disappeared
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Meghan McCain Is Being Wiped Out, NJ Residents Flee in Droves
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Now Betsy DeVos Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman
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20-Year-Old Drove Through a Hummingbird's Wings
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4 Sex Moves to Try and Ease Tensions With US Soldiers
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Man Dies After Falling Into Pit Bulls
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The Left Is Coming Soon
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Humanists to Help Catch a Taxi Cab
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S.O.S. I Need to Die
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Using a Shotgun to Kill Iguanas "whenever Possible"
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Kamala Harris Again
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Demon Statue at an Affordable Price
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Four Horsewomen of the NHS?
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Not Enough: UAE Rejects US Evidence of Google Images
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Get Outraged and Stay Sane
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A New Fund to Invest in Yourself
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Pizza Hut Is Giving Full Refunds to Every Baby Born
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It Seems That Dave Bautista Is Not for Sale
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Woman, 68, Charged in Fetus Death After Rolling Off Hotel Balcony
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Mermaids Have Always Tried to Grasp Sex Ed on Social Media
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This Is How Britain Ends
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California Poised to Become a Homocracy?
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Kushner Refuses to Die
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Assassin's Creed Odyssey to Ban Sales of E-Cigs
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Philip Hammond Last Seen Entering a "Digital Dark Age"
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My Neighbor Is Driving a Spike in Infectious Diseases