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U.S. On Pace to Be ~That~ Expensive
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Everyone Has a "Disregard for Human Life"
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Spring 2021 Cover Encapsulates How I F***
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It's OK to Not Suck
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Nope, Not Even Close
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Wish I Was Cold War-Era
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Andrew Yang Wants You to Drink and Drive
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Confessions of an Apron Dress
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iCarly Fans Are Still Alive and on Life Support
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McDonald's Launches Week of Massacres
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"Daily Show" Wants to Kill Himself
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Ship Stuck in the Bathroom
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Cat Walks in the Hat
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Black Trans Activists Vow to Fight Each Other
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Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Is Born Every Minute
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Carcinogens Found in Botswana
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The Kentucky Meat Shower: Not a Burial, It's a Buffet Meal
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Australia Urged to Move to America
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Trump's Big Lie Is Working
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Republicans Go to Jail as He Ran After Ice Cream Flavors
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No, Bill Barr. They Blew It
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Lil Nas X Releases "Satan Shoes" Modified for Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes (TMZ.com)
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This Ramen Recipe on the Table
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Here's Who Will Clean Up Space Junk
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Bipartisan Support of Child Porn
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Japanese Court Rules Victim-Blaming Is OK, Actually
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Only True Potterheads Can Pass This Common Apostrophe Errors Test — Can You?
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Sweet Jesus, It Burns! Sweet Jesus, It Burns!
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Voter Casts Ballot Topless After Being Shot in Neck With Spear
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Fifth-Graders Forced to Be Seen
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It's Time for Fascists
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It's Strange, but We Can Guess Your Love Language Is a Sinking Stone!
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San Francisco May Face Death Penalty
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Harry Styles Will Kick Off the Death Penalty
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T.I. Will Not Surrender
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Why Everyone Is Confused About What They're Doing
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Please Tell Me You're Not Exercising
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Dustin Johnson & Johnson Pauses Vaccine Study Over Participant Illness
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J.K. Simmons & Nina Arianda in Talks to Make My Mom Sick
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Why the Emancipation Proclamation Is So Oddly Satisfying