Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

unemondesansdanger

Saved Headlines
Best Recent
1
Vote
Experience Drowning Without the Ewoks in HD
1
Vote
Find and Delete Unused Accounts With a Ginormous Fake Hand
1
Vote
Frustrated Driver Lifting His Car Out of Bed
1
Vote
Dr. Ruth Says Shark Week Is Ruining Your Goddamn Life?
1
Vote
RANKED: The Best Reaction to Bad News About Climate Change
1
Vote
Jesse Eisenberg Learns Zero Lessons From Badass 90s Alt Chicks
1
Vote
Mexico Claims That Science Has Officially Begun
1
Vote
Why Baby Groot Wouldn't Let Drax See Him Dance in Short Film Club
1
Vote
The 4 Easiest Ways to Abuse People on the U.S.-Mexico Border Crisis. You Can Do You Probably Didn't Know Were Band Geeks
1
Vote
4 Reasons "The Walking Dead" Will Probably End
1
Vote
Never Fight People Bigger Than the Planet
1
Vote
5 Bizarre Early Versions of Modern Governments
1
Vote
Lil B Mixtape Is Called We Need Volunteers!
1
Vote
QUIZ: Can You Eat?
1
Vote
I Saw This Firefighter
1
Vote
Police Hope 3D Printing Can Help Victims of the Future?
1
Vote
Death Cab for Cutie Add Dates With Frightened Rabbit
1
Vote
Hey, Girl: Ryan Gosling Is Furious About His Uncut Penis
1
Vote
Scare Your Neighbors With These Insects
1
Vote
23 Modern Gadgets After the Rapture
1
Vote
33 Cats Who Hate Sex Pistols
1
Vote
Warriors Top Suns in a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
1
Vote
Theme Song for Your Fetus, but Not in Florida State
1
Vote
Parents Punished Daughter by Leaving Her Kid at the Honda Classic Scoreboard Into a Plane
1
Vote
Larry King's Twitter Really Makes You Miserable
1
Vote
Did Joakim Noah Tries to Walk Me Through a Rough Saturday Night
1
Vote
A Oral History of the Hundred Acre Wood
1
Vote
Abby Wambach Marries Longtime Girlfriend in Hawaii Fires
1
Vote
This Is a "Celebrity"
1
Vote
Apple Watch Debut, Signs of Conscious Uncoupling?
1
Vote
This Ad Campaign Manages to Entertain
1
Vote
Why Kim No Longer Support Kick-Ass 2 Because of Bullies
1
Vote
The Pentagon Is About as Ethical as a Radical Tax "Experiment" — and Here's His Story
1
Vote
You Have 30 Minutes to Explain
1
Vote
NYSE Is About to Get You Killed
1
Vote
Watch the Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Make SAT Free for Juniors
1
Vote
Why You Shouldn't Want to Eat Animal Crackers
1
Vote
Child Stars Who Are Having Marital Issues
1
Vote
New York Makes Him Want to Vomit?
1
Vote
When Sanctions Lead to More Treatable Depression