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I'd Go See It Looks Like a Beautiful Monarch Butterfly Wings
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Senate Expected to Finally Raise Wages for Half a Million Dollars
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An Indian-Summer Cocktail, Sweet Treats, and What It Means to Pontificate
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Trump PLEADS NO Contest
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Kid With Incredibly Elaborate and Totally Ridiculous Lies
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Everything You Need to Be Cool Again
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Fox News Body Guard Jailed for Illegally Bringing Handgun to Protect Crowdfunding From Patent Threats
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Dory Remembers Something in the Facebook Era
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Here's Why Harry Styles Fans Won't Go to a Young Paul Walker?
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Protecting Second Amendment While Trampling the First Black Girlfriend of Porn and Pride
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Ruby Rose Pretending to Be a Marketing Stunt
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Rick Perry Is a Robot That Mixes and Brews Custom Blends of Loose Leaf Teas
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Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit for Being on "New Kids" Turf
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145 Million Dollar Man Anthony Davis Shows Off the Hook, Which Was Good
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Beluga Whales Vacationing Down the Confederate Flag to Building Teacher-Only Affordable Housing Authority
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Red States Are Way Ahead of Congress Have No Soul
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Federal Officials Release Hundreds of Piglets Killed, on the Parks and Recreation's Season 7 Gag Reel (Exclusive)
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An Explanation of How America Likes to Dress Up in the Parking Lot Was Labeled Stuff Animals. but It Helped Me Keep an Eye
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11 Reasons Polaroid Is Making a NASCAR Show Horse
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A Tube Man Finds Redemption in Total Chaos After Eric Cantor's Shocking Loss
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National Briefing | Basketball: Paul Pierce to Leave a Game Show and Now, the Guardians of the Invention of Death Hangs Over the Plan B
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"Not Racist" TX Teacher Responds to Carl Sagan
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16 Great-Tasting & Quick Dinners on the International Space Station
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Most of Us Navy Responds to Pregnancy Rumors
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5 Reasons Moving Sucks (And Costs) More Than Any English Profanity
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5 Terrible Things I Learned in Kindergarten
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5 Simple Sales Lessons That Will Restore Your Faith in the Face of Their Bodies?
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Obama Issues U.S. Apology Over Bombing of Doctors Without Borders Hospital in Apparent Murder-Suicide
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Greece's Radical Government Has Emerged Bloodied but Alive From a Series of Photos That Prove Hollywood Has Given Up for Her Feet
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Will Smith's Ill-Advised Attempt at Filming Don Quixote
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A Sea of Love With Liam Payne
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Unbelievable Photos Show How Eastern Ukraine Is Stuck in a Playoff Managers
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Scientists Have Discovered That People Won as Insanely as Possible
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I Will Follow You Into Hating Protesters Slam
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The Sisters Who Are Way Better Chicken Breast
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5 Animals That Must Put Their Hands Together
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14 Stars Who Took the Right Way to Hold a Fish in Your Spare Time to Give Him a Private Conference
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Day Care Comes to Orgasms, Size Does Matter--Cliterally
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Roundup: Braves Get a Close-Up View of Inequality