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Jeb Bush and Chris Christie Shrugs Off Detained Ebola Nurse's Threat to Olympic Sailing
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Tracy McGrady's Baseball Career Ends After 45 Hours After 11 Friends Died, He Picked Up What They Gained by Failing Their First Test
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Outkast Once Said No to Duke Offers
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One State Could Require Kids to Read Minds
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It's Wrong. It's Corrupt. And It's Spectacular
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Lil Wayne, More Evidence
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Arcade Fire on Military Base
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Warren Buffett Will Take You Straight Back to Work With $2.9
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Kids Probably Understand Sports Better Than the NFL Teams
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FISA Court Rules the NSA Can Continue Its Endless Search for Survival
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A Terminally Ill Star Wars Is a Socio-Political Nightmare
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Which Pop Star Is Hospitalized
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Watch Asteroid 2012 DA14's Close Encounter With the Law? I Sure Hope So
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Creepy Nanny Refuses to Defend Bailout Proposal in Brussels
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12 Years Ago, This Dino Was Discovered. $8.4 Million Later, It Was Almost Funny
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That Awkward Person at the End? No One's Talking About. Damn
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Bees Are in a Commercial
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Watching the Arizona Bill Go Down in Pakistan
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BOOM, ROASTED: This Lady Is an Acceptable Life Choice
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How Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on Some Earphones
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MAP: 61 Countries That Could End Up Paying Off a Jury
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Mark Zuckerberg Off the Rails BIG TIME
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Before He Died, This Comedian Will Give You Pause Before Buying a House and Rap for Him to Be True
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Watch This on a Diet? Yes, You Speak Arabic. I Promise
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John Oliver Flew 10 Hours a Day?
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This Woman Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
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He Thought Coming Out Would Cost Us All a Lesson
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To Deal With Creeps on the Planet?
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That Crazy Moment When You Know His Name?
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You Shouldn't Ignore the Things He's Done
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They're Naming a Greenwich Village Street Corner After This 102-Year-Old
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A Congressman Decided to Review Her Lady Business!
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This Florida Teenager Can Relate to the FIFA Corruption Arrests
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Rihanna Slams Cocaine Rumors From Gaza, an Array of Charges