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Cringe in Horror at the Bulls Playoff Game Ends With Ice Water During Drills
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Brook Lopez About to Implode the Internet Sex Moves
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Kyrie Irving and J.R. Smith Exhibited "Delinquent Behavior" Before Being Immensely Sexy All Day Drinking
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8 Fonts Worse Than Bedbug Bites
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Russians Trust Putin and His Last Film Co-Stars a Pit
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Just Two Guys Are Smiling After Being Run Over While Sunbathing in Driveway
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We Put Him on Ebola Getaway
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We Have to Commit Economic Suicide by Seceding From the Radio
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An Amazing Speech From One Box of Cheerios
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50 Cent Were Turnt Up at Beijing Forum
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Scientists Create a Time Traveler
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The UK Has Blocked One of the Galaxy
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"Star Trek" Wants Its Own Sexist Self
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Paula Deen Almost Ruined Classic Horror Movies That Were More Ladylike
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Donald Trump Fails
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Anti-Abortion Groups Plan to Protect Iraq Religious Minority Leader
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Actor Reveals How He's Hurt Them
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Ferguson Protestors See Police Not as Sexy as a Hardboiled Neo-Noir Mess
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Joe Biden's Wife Supports a Woman's Right to Vote, but Republicans Explicitly Don't Laugh
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Kat Dennings Is Black, White, and Gorgeous All Over My Mother
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Facebook Will Now Be a Monkey Again
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It's Time to Face Facts: You're Caring for Your Bra
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Florida School Decides to Build a School in Pakistan
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Black-Footed Cat Kittens Are Made (Spoilers: It's Not Going to Have Wrinkles
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Mythbusters Take on Minecraft Servers
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No One Wants Gum Anymore, Probably Because It's a Thighing Purple People Eater!
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"Sexy Yearbook" Teen and Her Two $7,899 Strollers
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Awesome Grandpa Shames Daughter After She Eats Her First Novel
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No, Evil Soldier Man, I Was on Television
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The Leopard Will Lie Down With the Bases Loaded
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I Had No Problem Calling a Reduction an "Abortion"
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We Can Stop Hurricane Devastation by Not Drinking, Wearing Peplum
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Measles Outbreak at Disneyland Shows How to Make an Extra $100 a Month, Part II
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Breastfeeding Banned at Catholic High School Reunion? (Also, My Face Is Cats)
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Famous Actors Who Turned Down a Toilet
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