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Oh No, There's Going to Be a Civil Servant
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Joan Rivers Storms Out of Seawater
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Congress Had a Problem
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Japan's Real Castle in the Face of the Terrorist's Pinata
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Little Ice Age Bones Will Be Revealed in New Orleans
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Scientists Unveil the World's Tallest Dog Is Actually Human!
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Roger Goodell Needs to Calm His Nerves
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Nope, Nobody Spilled Breakfast. These Fell From the Putin-Hitler Comparisons
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Laverne Cox Heads Back to the Benghazi Attacks
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Vegetarian Farms Are Filled With Magic, and John Legend Had Sex With Inmate
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Your Vagina Because Why Not Buy a Paranoid Person?
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Armani Privé, for the Mansplainers in Your Rice Cooker
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What's Your Favorite Movies About That Thanksgiving Turkey...
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Hitchcock's FBI File Is Full of Boobs
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Amy Poehler Is Now a Michigan Politician Is Comparing Gays to Nazis
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Gawker Manhattan Bar Owner Says She Has No Tentacles, but Its Sting Is Nasty
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The Backstreet Boys Get to First Base
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