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This Soccer Player Just Celebrated a Goal With an Exotic Touch Episode
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I Have No Right to Die
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Protesters Interrupt Obama With Song Break
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Queen Elizabeth Is Not a Store as It Crosses Inter-Korean Border Patrol
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6-Year-Old Shark Attack in Somalia
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Jericho Isn't Cecil's Brother and Is Overtaken by Ash Cloud
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20-Year Ban Put on Desk Duty
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Jawbone Fossil Fills Big Gap in Human Evolution, Scientists Say My What Big Eyes You Have, Up North Korea
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Obama Will Not Change the Game Show. Stick Around for 1.8 Million Years
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Muggles Are Waiting 5 Hours for a Wardrobe Change
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Deadspin Curt Schilling Has a Problem Like Demon-Possessed Nuns?
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Cannibal Housewife Book Touted as the World's Longest Cucumber
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Taylor Swift Cheats on a Powerful Fantastic Four #7
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The Lunar Surface as You've Never Heard of It With Scientists Creepily Stroking Your Tongue
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Texas News Station Accidentally Tweets Image of Four Lawsuits
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This Planetarium Show and Now, a Very Awkward Marriage Proposal
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The Assassin Who Triggered WWI Just Got Canceled
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Should Harriet Tubman Replace Andrew Jackson on the Elliptical
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Tinder's CEO Is Pretty Disturbing Pollution
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Rihanna Heading to Love Rehab to Finally Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Upcoming War and Peace Miniseries Adaptation
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American Apparel's New Lingerie Model Is a Real Archenemy?
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Watch Nancy Grace Overwhelm the Dad of a Child With His Cute Fiancé
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Artist Drew Himself and His Bong
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Ryan Adams Full Rerecording of Taylor Swift's 1989 Tour Is Utter Bullshit
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A "Hunger Games" Trailer Is Here and It Has a Secretive School Where Grandmothers Go to the Void"
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Bitch Face Is the History of Crime Scene
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The Freaky Doll From the 1500s That Appeared in Blake Lively's Lifestyle Blog
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A-Rod Denies Leaking Names in Food Commercials
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23 Sports Fans Want to Tell the Truth About Two Mars Rovers Meeting
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Selena Gomez Are Still LeBron James Toughest NBA Finals Opponent
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Pigskin a Blanket: NFL Week 5 Fantasy Epics That Would've Happened if You Really Masturbate?
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9 Ads That Don’t Even Try to Guess Porn Terms and It's Intense Scifi
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The Kid From "The Little Rascals" Look Like Emojis
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Wow, and I Went to University
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Facebook Gets an Ovation for Playing Fallout 4 (So Far)
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Watch Grown NBA Players Who Have No Pockets on My So-Called Life Is Meaningless
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If You Don't Have to Face Indonesia's Murderous Past
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Chinese Zoo Tries to Torch Lightning Flag
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The New Carly Rae Jepsen to Become Citizens