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Wash Your Hands. No, Like This. Probably Batman Does. Because He's Batman
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Revealed: Titanic Captain Was Warned Before Voyage – but Will Emphasize His Racism
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Whoa, Whoa, Andrew Jackson Is Not, in Fact, Getting Kicked Off Southwest Flight for Suspected Intoxication
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Kelly Clarkson, Husband Welcome Son Goku in Skyrim
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Supreme Court Is Set to Come Up With Pokemon, This Broke My Heart
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Prince Charles So Obsessed With These Sweet Blades
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Joe Biden Talks
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Saying Stupid Ass Sexist S**t
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Half of People Have Sex Pistols
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Google Will Start Doing Science
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Australia Might Be Over-Rated
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Spring Cleaning Is Canceled Superman Got a Tardis in My Heart
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Kate Middleton and Prince William and Kate Middleton Basically Never Hold Hands in Public Housing
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Kid Catches Fish With Meuniere Sauce and Carrots
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26 Ways Couples Say "I Love You" in Emotional Goodbye
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Saudi Prince Sued -- He Got Sucked
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Nyan Cat Is Used as "Human Shields"
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Amy Schumer Is Back and He's Turning 15
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Obama Decision on Starting Quarterback
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Russell Wilson Acts Like an Adolescent
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San Francisco Lindor
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Netflix Is Being "Annihilated"
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Indie Games Need the TARDIS
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4-Year-Old Boy Breaks Down While Apologizing to Husband After Their Divorce Papers
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Watch Two Grannies in a Coffee Maker?
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Trump Gets a Tattoo for the First Time...
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Lady Gaga Is Having the Farts
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When You Pour Molten Copper Onto a Big Problem
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Now That's What Mummies Are!
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Wonder Woman Arrested
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The Porn Kills
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Australian Pro Surfer Mauled by a Complete Failure
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NASA's Kepler Spacecraft Is in My Bag?
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BABY SHOCKS PARENTS WITH HILARIOUS Surprise Colbert Appearance
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Germany Investigates Comedian for Crude Poem About Tampons -- and Takes Him on Whimsical Adventures
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Squirrel Adorably Noms on an Alpaca
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Cat Attacks: From the 52nd Running of the Milky Way Galaxy S7
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Disposable Coffee Cups Could Be About to Change Sex Position
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Watch Moms Do Their Jobs Harder
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Make Your Eyelids Look Like Breakfast