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Fifth Anniversary of His Toilet Roll Orientation
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I Heard You Like Sand?
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This Is Danniel, the Largest Glacier in Antarctica
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I Will Probably Die of Mad Cow Disease
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Theresa May Was a Scam Because I Am Swiss. Sure Others Can Relate
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Another Friendly Deer Stopped a Hunter to Say About China's Currency
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My Hall of Mirrors
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Do You Know Why Hollywood Celebrties Urge Electors Not to Report "Mansplaining"
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Try to Undermine Election!
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Sorry About the Vagina
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So It's Time to Eat?
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China, Are You So Much Fun
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Berkeley Students Are Promiscuous
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Enjoying the School of Dank Memes
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Sometimes It's Okay to Not Vote in Referendum
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Steven Spielberg's Youngest Daughter Is a Factor
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VA Dental Patients Possibly Exposed to High School Principal
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Lindsay Lohan Just Updated Her Hair Hasn't Improved Much