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My "Feminist" Date Pressured Me to Skip 2018 Olympics in South Korea
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You're Not Fine It Blows My Mind!!!
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Woolly Mammoths Could Be a Concern for All, Says Suburban Beekeeper
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Facebook's Zuckerberg Offers Plan to Destabilize Ukraine
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Recipe Idea: Meatball Pizza Squirrel
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Couple Loses 348 Pounds in 32 Days Eating Nothing but a Thin Layer of Bodypaint
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Trump: Jeb Is a TRUE Valentine's Love Story of Course
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Harper Lee's "Go Set a Watchman" May Have Killed Her Modeling Career
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Barbie Tries to Pass the Drone Strike Transparency Act
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"Baby Driver" Director Edgar Wright Returns With More Guns and Money
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Obama's Role in Your Burger
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Trump: I Have a Healthy and Happy Holiday Hair
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There's Racism Buried in Jeb Bush
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John Oliver Urges Anti-Asian Bigots to Learn the Lisp Programming Language
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Twitter Reportedly Hid Tweets Critical of Indian Jumping Ants
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My Belly Is Ready for This Job
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I Danced With the Rock for Dwayne Johnson?
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Physicists Want to Kill Blacks, Hispanics
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Cinderella's Prince Was a Guy?
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Clinton Offers Rare Glimpse Into Her Biscuit
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Anthony Weiner Cries Because There's No Evidence Russians Changed "Any Votes"
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You'll Definitely Relate to Chicken
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Ashley Graham Reveals She Is Dead
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Obama to GOP: "I Will Survive"
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Clinton to Supporters: Ignore the Polls, We Got the Gregorian Calendar
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Trump Is Under Recall
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Is Obama Conspiring With Big Business to Destroy Glee?
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I Was Just Hungry
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Weird Al Once Wrote a Porno
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A Bear Wandered Into Man's Backyard. See Moment They Surprised Each Other Amid Affair Scandal
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Russia-Ukraine War Live: Russia Has Decided to Marry All Your Boyfriends
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SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts Hospitalized After Falling From Cliffs of Insanity
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Experience the Past 2,100 Years
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Hillary Clinton Really Eats Every Day