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Voted Headlines

342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
8	8 Vote	Cats Are the Brave Men and Women Keeping Norway Safe From Her Many Enemies
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
5	5 Vote	21 Foods You Didn't Know Died Horrible Deaths
175	175 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
4	4 Vote	The 7 People Who Want the Smiths to Reunite
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
8	8 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Smoke Weed in The World
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
35	35 Vote	16 Surefire Signs That You're Underwater
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
2	2 Vote	That's a Big Can Of Soup
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
159	159 Vote	Snowden's Father Hints Son Could Return to Cartoon Network's Toonami
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
111	111 Vote	7 Excuses for Why You're Such an Indecisive Screwball
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
24	24 Vote	Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't 2	2
17	17 Vote	A Bunch of Happy, Smiling, Fulfilled People Are Protesting In Ukraine
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
46	46 Vote	Night of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1

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