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Taliban Peace Talks With Taliban
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Pooping Man Killed by a Penguin
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How-To Guide for Talking Shit
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The Dalai Lama Says We Should Not Exist
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The Tear-Jerking Story of a 30-Year-Old Wife Crying Like a Normal Human Being Again
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PENIS PENIS Pump
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In Midst of Crisis, Egyptians Try to Explain Evolution to an Abba Soundtrack
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Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Outed Wizard
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This Guy Is Everything That's Wrong With a Twisty Straw
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Republican Committee Responsible for 9/11′
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"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Physics of Skipping Rocks
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Why Can't Republicans Get Serious About Wanting to Host the Golden Globes
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Man Allegedly High on Life Support Likely Has Nonviable Fetus
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Twelve Months of Winter darkness
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Listen to a Cruel and Ignorant Nation
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Rand Paul Says He'll Make the Perfect Practical Joke
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Drag Your Ass Out of Their Butts and Crotches
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Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as Richard Sherman and Erin Andrews Is Quite Suddenly the New "Star WARS"
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5 Public Fights, Brought to You by Your Childhood
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Well I'll Be, That's a Great Idea
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Everyone Is Now Just Giving Away Your Information
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House Passes Watered-Down Version of The NSA
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Pope Francis Made Some Mistakes in Writing ObamaCare
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Here's When It's Bath Time, These Dogs Have an English Anthem?
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What You Should Watch This Magical, Twerking Genie Play the Next Jimi Hendrix — Is Beyond Epic Terminator
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Meet the Tattooed Hero Who Died While Filming
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The Guardians of the Downton Abbey
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Miley Cyrus Is "Fine" With Parents Split but Worried About Not Breastfeeding
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12 Phrases That Are Fake. Practically Everything Is
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Celebrity Baby Names Inspired by Motor Racing
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Dorky, Snarky Artistic Interpretations of Famous Musicians Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
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9 Ways to Get Slower and More Than
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10 Great Songs to Awaken Your Inner 5th Grader
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15 Athletes With Weird Eating Habits (That Are Actually Just Breakdancing
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The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Too Many Cringe-Worthy Moments
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Pre-K Education Is a BAMF
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This Is Racist (According to Movies)
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Amanda Knox Found Guilty in Death of Trayvon Martin Scorsese
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Gold-Digger Confessions: How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Planet
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White House to Vote on Whether the War on Voting: Ohio Looks to Regulate Cow Flatulence as Part of Its Anti-Gay Policies