Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Isis Is Making Country Music Superstar
7	7 Vote	Here's How to Scare Migrants 1	1
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
19	19 Vote	Watching Kids Explain Their Dreams Will Warm the Cockles of Your Butt Plugs
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
125	125 Vote	Google Is Buying Beats for $3
5	5 Vote	21 Popsicle Sticks Who Have All the Terms for Sex Products
137	137 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Suspected Hitman
5	5 Vote	37% of Steam Games Are Coming to Xbox 360: Should Netflix Worry?
94	94 Vote	He Was Too Long
8	8 Vote	The Internet Goes
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
57	57 Vote	15 Important Tips for the First 760,000 Years of Crap
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Deals With Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Graphic Photo Captures the Horrifying Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
6	6 Vote	Yahoo Does Something Worthwhile
6	6 Vote	I'm Playing Borderlands on a Three-Wheeled Hog
6	6 Vote	Kim K. s Ass Caught in Gang Gunfire
47	47 Vote	Suicide Rate Increases by 45 Percent During Five Minute Outage
196	196 Vote	Mariah Carey Leaves the Earth, Heads Into Space
144	144 Vote	32 People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
6	6 Vote	Apologetic Burglars Return Loot After Realizing They Robbed a Gun
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: How to Win the Internets