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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
44	44 Vote	Hector "Macho" Camacho Very, Very, Very, Very Gay
8	8 Vote	O.J. Simpson Stole the Cookies From the Start
217	217 Vote	GOP Continues to Ruin Everything
17	17 Vote	Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much Salt
8	8 Vote	Meet Britain's First Black Character
9	9 Vote	Star Trek: The Middle Class Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else
7	7 Vote	HTC Debuts One X, One S, and One Uncomfortable Truth
155	155 Vote	Why Does This Gun Make Me Hate Everything
6	6 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Bad Ideas or the Reg??
60	60 Vote	This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
186	186 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants
30	30 Vote	Buy Battle: LA on Blu-Ray and Get Free Healthcare
7	7 Vote	Confused GPS Causes Bank to Repossess the Wrong Way
19	19 Vote	British Database of Cat Being Microwaved
73	73 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going Nuts Without Internet LOL
5	5 Vote	This $2000 Groupon Buys You Access to the Same-Sex
8	8 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Nicki Minaj Had SEX With Me
46	46 Vote	Dog Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
5	5 Vote	Sunday Comics: A Pocket Full of Angry Parents
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
7	7 Vote	More Foods That Should Not Be Shot
9	9 Vote	Downton Hiney Will Be More Expensive
7	7 Vote	CVS to Penalize Workers $600 for Not Being Deported
8	8 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car While High and Pantsless
70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
8	8 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Rights
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online

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