Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	I Thought This Kid Is Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Store Window
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
18	18 Vote	This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
379	379 Vote	19 Problems Only Ghost Orbs Will Understand 2	2
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better