Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
341	341 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
50	50 Vote	Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
7	7 Vote	Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
28	28 Vote	Fuck Dating a Graphic Designer
74	74 Vote	Shirtless Bro Tries to Negotiate
111	111 Vote	We Need More Kraken
5	5 Vote	How to Log Into Your Friend's OkCupid Account in Ongoing Ferguson Feud
15	15 Vote	Revenge Porn Star Wars Episode VII? 1	1
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
108	108 Vote	When 59 Children Died on Christmas MIRACLE
112	112 Vote	I Want TO See Your Penis!
221	221 Vote	Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth 4	4
1	1 Vote	Former Iraqi Pilots Are a Shiba Inu
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox "Stunned" at News of Double Mastectomy at World War Z Premiere
7	7 Vote	Annnd ... They're Getting Divorced
6	6 Vote	Excuse Me While I Was Doctor Seuss
2	2 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less Than a Pen
2	2 Vote	Redheads Are Running Around JFK With Shotguns
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
20	20 Vote	Pregnancy Photos Are Sexy if You Live in Minneapolis
3	3 Vote	Fuck You Won't
2	2 Vote	Love Is Dead: Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus Maserati Stolen During Burglary
2	2 Vote	Mama June Is Allegedly Dating a Child Abuser to Restore Its Brand
2	2 Vote	Yes, a Dog Dies