Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

25	25 Vote	Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye West Accused of Terror in Nigeria
3	3 Vote	Watch a Girl With the Heimlich Maneuver
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
107	107 Vote	Justin Bieber Texts and Penis Pictures Are Terrifying
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
119	119 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
122	122 Vote	Turtles With Guns Wins the Presidency!
124	124 Vote	Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
107	107 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Scientist, Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
125	125 Vote	50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New York, We Have a Class War!
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
140	140 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons 1	1
86	86 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Girlfriend
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
103	103 Vote	Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
141	141 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
98	98 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
52	52 Vote	George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
70	70 Vote	They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
75	75 Vote	California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things

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