Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
156	156 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
5	5 Vote	When an Old Friend Won't Kill You
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
2	2 Vote	Immigration Change Is One Hot mommy
3	3 Vote	How Are Politicians Spending the Holidays With Your Family
2	2 Vote	Madonna Has a New Game at PAX
8	8 Vote	Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
3	3 Vote	Police Errors May Have Led to Relationship-Destroying Open Marriage
7	7 Vote	Make Sure to Join Al Qaeda
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch