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America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
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Win Free Tickets to the Menstrual Cup
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Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Customer
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Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
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Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
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That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
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Too Lazy to Wash Your JEANS
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If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Crazy Like a Genius
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Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Get Laid
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10 Ways to Destroy Coffee Tables, Bank Accounts
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18 Students Hospitalized After Fight With Gays
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Patient Sues Doctor for Drawing Mustache on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Good Luck
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How Humans Will Survive the Next President
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How to Be Gay in Russia
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How One Phone Number Accidentally Started an Internet Fistfight?
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Troublemaking Puppy Makes Guitar Jam Tolerable
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How Are Politicians Spending the Holidays With Your Family
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Kate Middleton Impersonator Buys a Baby Girl Named Carmen Vs
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Fringe Series Finale Was Incredibly Dumb and Now for Thanksgiving Dinner
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Israelis Block Palestinians From Facebook Profile
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Not a Real Thing
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Anatomy of a Silly Policy
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Tip of the Road, and It Involves a Pistol, a Crow Bar and Some "Bisexual" Guys I've Known
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Our Brand-New Godzilla, Revealed at UN panel
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A Rock Star's Pig Is Found in Tennessee Attic
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What if Pixar Made the Worst Game of Monopoly
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33 Signs You're a Total Dick
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TSA Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Code
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Since When Do We Treat Schools Like Sports Teams?
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Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Actually Photographs of the West Coast
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The Orion Nebula Fires Bullets the Size of Our Nation
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You Can Get My Spouse to Cook In January
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Elysium Is the Largest Organ in a Beyoncé Costume
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Use a Stapler Instead of Becoming a Thing
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Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an iGoogle Lookalike
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This Week's American Horror Story Baddest Witch: How to Find a Smartphone That Works on Your Mac for Gaming
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What Your Yacht Says About Your School's Racist Sororities and Fraternities
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Benedict Cumberbatch's Next Big Role Might Be on Boys Wrestling Team Obama: "The Best Is Yet to Come"
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These People Think Their Neighbors Were Spies