Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
147	147 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them 1	1
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
91	91 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1

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