Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Walking Dead Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head
3	3 Vote	Adult Wants Kids to Eat Pomegranate
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
190	190 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
9	9 Vote	Czech Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
5	5 Vote	Shanahan: Meriweather Should Be Forcibly Shaved
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
6	6 Vote	Confused College Students at the Golden Globes
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
111	111 Vote	Report: 70 Bags of Heroin Found in Astronaut's Helmet
6	6 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Up Your Pancake Game
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Jerking Off Into Co-Worker's Shoe
2	2 Vote	This Just in ... BABY PANDA BORN AT THE Coffee Shop Lets Customers Pay With Kisses
82	82 Vote	Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
6	6 Vote	Bulgarian Politician Faces Off Against Dracula?
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
189	189 Vote	23 Delicious Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
30	30 Vote	Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
121	121 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Read Interspecies Erotica
11	11 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Worrying About Beyonce's Butt
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist

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