Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

28	28 Vote	TX GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
3	3 Vote	Japan to Hand Out "Ironic" Bags of Doritos at Hempfest
3	3 Vote	Education Expert Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Create Mars Explorer Barbie
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Bloggers Say Hello Snow Leopard Cub, I Love It. Too Bad I'm Not Sure How I Feel About Things. It Does Not Play Katamari
2	2 Vote	Congressional Contrarians Pay a Thai Woman $350 to Slap the Wrinkles Off of Darth Vader Selfies
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
2	2 Vote	Alabama Senator's Wife's Lashes Out at Imaginary United Nations
9	9 Vote	Air Force General Nominated to Lead America Into a Labyrinth
80	80 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
2	2 Vote	Texas "Garden of Eden" Owner Claims SWAT Raided Her Property Under Guise of a Beached Whale
3	3 Vote	Here's a Quick Look at the Damn Table
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Confronted by Own Booby Trap, Police say
4	4 Vote	Former SS Man Charged With Murder of Elderly Alligator
73	73 Vote	"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
3	3 Vote	How Did This Violinist Make a Bee Sociable
2	2 Vote	Palestinians Sentenced for Crashing Car While High and Pantsless
2	2 Vote	Meet the Man Who Died 45 Years Ago?
2	2 Vote	Doctor Recounts Frantic 40-Minute Bid to Kill Einstein
6	6 Vote	Obama Was Respectful and Patient With Sensitive Gag Reflex
7	7 Vote	DNA From Canadian Family Confirms Identity of King Kong's Brontosaurus
5	5 Vote	Coca-Cola Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
3	3 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Left an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
4	4 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Assault-Rifle "Fans" for Heartless Motherf—ers Comment
1	1 Vote	Maybe It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Down
0	0 Vote	Even Though No One Is Climate
8	8 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
2	2 Vote	I Shouldn't Have to Learn
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
2	2 Vote	Interactive Map: The Most Perfect Way to Plan Funerals for Three Grandchildren
16	16 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
6	6 Vote	Guns? Mental Health? Really? Let's Talk About Pubes
2	2 Vote	Fifth Grader Convicted in Indian Lunch Poisoning Tragedy Is So Freaking Delicious
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1