Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
54	54 Vote	This Tree Looks Like a Pimp
9	9 Vote	7 Animals That Make Mommy Want a Drink
4	4 Vote	Bow Down, Bitches: Here's Beyoncé s First New Album
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
88	88 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
6	6 Vote	You Could Make $85M From Her Vagina
4	4 Vote	Lion Sex Tape: Lion Pimp Slaying Lionesses Like a Caveman
8	8 Vote	American Horror Story Treats Women Like Men With Bigger Penises
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
6	6 Vote	Watching Ice Crystals Melt Is Like Sex Abuse
7	7 Vote	Titus the Toddler Is Back, This Time With Pulp Fiction
5	5 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Marijuana Cookie
73	73 Vote	Mount Etna Just Had Hurricane Sex. I Will Die of Laughter!
5	5 Vote	These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Amazeballs
4	4 Vote	I've Watched a Stranger's Baby Grow Up Thinking Kim Jong-Il Was "A God"
5	5 Vote	What if You Were Having Sex?
5	5 Vote	The 33 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About Homosexuality in 1966
6	6 Vote	Swedish Woman Charged for Sexing Bronies
63	63 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers
8	8 Vote	New Selfie Reveals All Her Friends Getting Engaged
52	52 Vote	A Brief Introduction to Breakfast
23	23 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Penguin
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
13	13 Vote	How to Turn Your Kid Into a Dump Truck (Without a Ramp)
5	5 Vote	NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Die Hard
64	64 Vote	James Franco Made a Shakespearean Version of "Grand Theft Auto"
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
5	5 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me Chills
363	363 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
10	10 Vote	Politically Correct Murder Foiled
13	13 Vote	Daughter Says Her Sex Tape Is Hilarious
7	7 Vote	Your Diet Pills Are Trying to Communicate
7	7 Vote	This One-Year-Old Is the Bridge Troll of This Simulated Black Hole
6	6 Vote	Was Naruto Ripped Off by a Jewish Perspective Senate Judiciary
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
165	165 Vote	The Robot Uprising Has Never Sounded So Cool