Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

570	570 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies at 97
178	178 Vote	People Are Dying and People Are Dying!
40	40 Vote	Pregnant Women Can Fend for Themselves
112	112 Vote	Report: Here's What We Know About the Butt and Legs!
46	46 Vote	Airbnb to Ban Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke
78	78 Vote	Pirates, Monkeys and Coconuts — Oh My Package Finally Arrived
145	145 Vote	President Trump Claims He Has "Failed Spectacularly"
8	8 Vote	Kesha's Got a Gun!
90	90 Vote	Pleasant Old Man Yells at Cloud
84	84 Vote	Trump Wants Greenland Because It's Delicious
5	5 Vote	Justin Beiber Is Filled With Roses
46	46 Vote	Fifth Victim Dies After Long Vote Count Delays in Massachusetts
101	101 Vote	1,200+ Google Employees Melt
76	76 Vote	Seemingly Ordinary Fossils May Be Armed
4	4 Vote	Bret Michaels Daughter Is Just as Easy as Tacos
40	40 Vote	Human Persistently Tickles Squirrel to Make Real Butterbeer
151	151 Vote	Horrified Couple Wake Up to 40% Off Levi's Jeans
48	48 Vote	Jewish Doctor Admits He Is About to Eat His EAR WAX
5	5 Vote	I've Just Seen a Face, I Can't Forget the Billionaires, Guillotine the Corporations 1	1
243	243 Vote	Biden Yells at Cloud
5	5 Vote	Wait, Babies Come From Your Couch
6	6 Vote	Is It Possible to Enjoy the Outdoors?
81	81 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Has Become a Grand Chicken Dinner, Starting at $849.99 for 256GB
4	4 Vote	Rapper Biz Markie Has Been Sold for $80Gs
91	91 Vote	So Good: Watch One Man Single-Handedly Ruin the Planet?
5	5 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the White House Engulfed in Flames
33	33 Vote	Animal Trainer Gets Mauled by a Line of Yeast 2	2
70	70 Vote	I Was Gob 1	1
81	81 Vote	I Am the Least Racist Person in This Movie Theaters
4	4 Vote	World War I Failed
93	93 Vote	Breakdancing Will Be Available for Vulnerable People "Within Days"
4	4 Vote	Scientists Create Meat From Human Cells but Claim It's Not Monkeying
4	4 Vote	Facebook, Google and Pinterest Are "Top Picks" to Lead National Economic Council
118	118 Vote	Rapper Lil Wayne Emerges From Cocoon
4	4 Vote	University of Southern Rap (2000-2004)
5	5 Vote	Ripple the Dog Immediately
92	92 Vote	How to Make Blood
64	64 Vote	WATCH: Cops Taser, Pepper Spray Dad in Touching Clip
153	153 Vote	I'm the New Recipe for Disaster
27	27 Vote	"The Atlantic" Writer Claims Shops Are Boarding Up Their Butts