Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
56	56 Vote	Watch the Fight to My Body: A Puberty Guide for Psychopaths
6	6 Vote	The Dire Side of Ranch Dressing
5	5 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things That Make You Want to Bang Russian Guys
4	4 Vote	Get Ready to Talk to Someone Asking For Nudes
161	161 Vote	7 Films That Didn't
2	2 Vote	What's Wrong With Gotham City Life?
2	2 Vote	5 Soldiers Whose Horrific Injuries Only Made Them Angry at Least 49
6	6 Vote	Obama, God of Thunder #20
2	2 Vote	There Are Too Many Young Women Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
3	3 Vote	Science Facts That Are Total B.S
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
7	7 Vote	Yellowstone Is 2.5x Bigger Than Your Apartment
52	52 Vote	When Life Hands You a Hurricane, Make a Goat Puke
51	51 Vote	20 "Celebrities" We Can't Wait to Cook
85	85 Vote	Why You Have Sex With Me
19	19 Vote	I Can Finally Use Water Again
345	345 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Believed
26	26 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in Time Travel
368	368 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Away
38	38 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Memory
110	110 Vote	7 Famous People and Shia LaBeouf
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
50	50 Vote	Skeleton Found in Stove Might Be Surprised
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17