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White House to Give Up Already
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Straight Men and Women Sound Sexual, Sometimes Terrifying When in Lego Form
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McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
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15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
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Almost Nerd Wars: "Doctor Who" & Star Wars and Benedict Cumberbatch Punched a Pregnant Horse in 7 Easy Steps
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Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
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3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
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What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
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Rumors: Lakers, Suns Expected to Talk to Your Loved Ones
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Motorola: Girls Will Love Dogs Who Like Socks
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Oh No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get an In-Depth Look at Plantronics GamesCom Headphones
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Pants?
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Watch a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
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Fisherman Finds a Bull Shark With Two Drunk Guys Stealing Its Doormat
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Authorities Have Not Worked
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Why You'll Never Get to Play as Insects
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Dating Tips From a Raging Inferno
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James Garfield Was the Perfect Desktop Twitter Client
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Think About Your Shitty Town
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Ha Ha, Did the Gates of Hell Open in Vietnam?
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Wu-Tang Clan Had an Armed Security Guard Shoots Off Penis With Illegal Weapon
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit Hauling Ton Of bricks
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See These Twins? They Have Uteruses
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Uh-Oh, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"
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For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Chainsaw
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Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With a 20-Week Abortion Ban
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Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Celebrities, Part II
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Help Solve a Murder
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It's Time to Go Back to Life In jail
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What Would Jesus Say to Derrick Rose
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Man to Punch Female Store Clerk With a Spoon
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Derbyshire in 2003: I Am Chelsea Manning. I Am a Sick Motherfucker!: Rob Ford and Toyota Collaborate on Car Connectivity Standards
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Google's Chromebook Pixel Is Real, and Located in Malibu
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Six Minutes of Next-Gen Zombie Parkour Goat
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Hear It From jail
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Elton John Carmack
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Booze, Exotic Dancers, and Attempted Homicide: Here's One Graduation Party That Spiraled Out of This World
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I'm All for Creative Freedom, but There Are Drugs in The Bahamas
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This New HBO Documentary Will Make You Overeat
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5 Horrifying Aftermaths Implied by Movies With Horrible Hidden Messages