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Complacent Europe Not Ready for Spooky Scary Pirate Skeletons
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here!
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KKK Fliers Found in Broccoli
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All He's Ever Wanted Is to Plug USB in Correctly
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FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error
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Trump Demands Immediate Release of Scorpion
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Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
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I'm Just Thankful to Be Warm AND Shiny
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Elon Musk Goes on Killing Spree
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Conor McGregor's Running Out of a Mysterious French Psychic Sausage
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Dog Howling Sounds Just Like Kevin Bacon!
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President Trump Lied
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Tiny Pikachu Trade War
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Jeff Sessions Cites Biblical Example of King Herod to Defend Pedophiliac Humor
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Girl, 6, Diagnosed With Depression After Failed Everest Climb
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Police Seize Orange Ecstasy Pills Shaped Like President Eisenhower
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Jerry Seinfeld Says He's Ready for Combat
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Women Prefer Men Who Are Just Conceptual
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👉 23 Cats Who Committed Tax Fraud
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I Pooped in the U.S.?
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How Kittens Affect Your Wallet
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Millions of People Missing After Going for Jog
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Godzilla: King of the Bahamas
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This Kodak Camera Totally Looks Like Young Stalin
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Celebrate National Cheesecake Day With Music, Murder, and Giveaways
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I Really Like Apples!
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Nintendo Fans Can Breathe Underwater
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It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect
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You Still Can't Fly
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Mark Wahlberg to Star in "Cats" Movie Adaptation
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We Asked People to Bathe in Blood to "Invoke Devil"
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Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
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Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974
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Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire
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As Trump Nears Helsinki Hotel Bed Bath & Beyond Customers Are Starting to Hurt the F.B.I
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Retired General Gets Smacked Hard for Using Sign Language, Dies at 89
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Florida Failed to Give a F**k
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China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm
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Sprint Launches New "Draw Mohammed" Competition
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Breaking NEWS: Trump WILL Get You Into the Necronomicon