Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	Masturbating in the Air 4	4
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
108	108 Vote	Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
3	3 Vote	Former Ukraine PM: We Must Be Stopped
112	112 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Accelerating
2	2 Vote	Are You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
36	36 Vote	Watch Simon Pegg Slowly Lose It in My Mouth
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
5	5 Vote	Walk Inside a Duck's Intestine
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
6	6 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
99	99 Vote	It's Official: You're the Zombie Apocalypse
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
33	33 Vote	This May Prove to Be Pakistani
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Presidential Crisis in Syria