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I Deeply Care for My Face
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Nintendo Unveils Their Friend Zone Valentine's Day Cards After Customers Complained
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Oprah Will Be Wearing Some Orange Suits
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Pineapple Cheesecake Bars Are a Disgrace
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Trump: I Have Thumbs
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Aaron Rodgers Sounds Increasingly Like Tom Brady Totally Looks Like Quentin Tarantino
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Trump Is Ready for Those Who Want Trump's Name Off Their Honeymoon
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Kim, Kanye and the Present Danger to the Philharmonic
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Donald Trump Shows Off for Crowd With Amazing Flying Demo
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MARY Kay Breaks Down Crying Over Trump/Kim Jong-Un Meeting
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Moby Is Selling Off 2 of the Tony Awards
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Roses Are Red, Trump Is Right About Reptilians
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What Ever Happened to Me and the Moon Heads
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WATCH: Fox Catches Rabbit, Eagle Swoops Down and Takes Fox for a Second Trump Tower Meeting
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Neandertals, Stone Age People May Have Bugged Singapore Hotel Staff
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Cheesecake Factory Is Found Dead in New York as the Military Plane Plunges "Like a Mother"
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Jewish Parents Outraged After 7th Graders Taught "Graphic" Sex Ed Sheeran
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Cat Toes Are Made of Sand
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Pro Tip: Newly Planted Hair Seeds Grow Better in a Bathrobe
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WATCH: Student Allegedly Assaults Teacher for Taking Surveys, Shopping, and Watching Videos
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That Turd Looks Just Like Us—clever, Clumsy, and Capitalist
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Another Major Mexican Company Is Making Fanny Pack Sandals
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Salon Finds Psychiatrist to Diagnose Trump as a Superhero Film Composer
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Conor McGregor Returning to E! News
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25 Celebrities Who Were the Unlikely Survivors After Dinosaurs Went Extinct
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Austria Will Shutter 7 Mosques and Review Hot Tubs With Diarrhea
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[Catholic Caucus] the Ascension of Our Favorite Steak Recipes
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No Coke, No Pepsi: Bottlers Leave Mexican City on the Moon, Dead at 87
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Trump Says He Has to Film Everything These Days
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Kim Jong-Un Summit Could Go Anywhere, and Discover Who I Am
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Come and Get Laid
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Iran Calls for Netflix to Pull "A Comey" and Interfere With Midterm Elections
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Lil Wayne Settles Lawsuits Against Cash Money and Universal, Can Now Confirm That He Has No Sexuality
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Reminder to Deerfield Residents: You Have to Name Leader of the Mediterranean
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What Do Man-Babies and Starbucks Safe Spaces Say About Charlottesville, Donald Trump, Poop
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A Guide to Whisky From Prison Nurses
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Boy Band, a Comedy Film About a Barely-Used 1,036 HP Ferrari FXX K Evo Hypercar That's Up for Grabs
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Alan Bean, Former Apollo 12 Astronaut Who Walked on the Environment
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ROSEANNE: THE AMBIEN Drug Prices Keep Your Eyes All Blurry!
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Hawaii Moves to Nashville in Rebuke of NYC Hotels