Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	Biden Tries to Get Free Hamburgers at McDonalds
135	135 Vote	It Was Like I'd Been Hit by 17 Meteors a Day
5	5 Vote	AMAZON May Be Wrong
6	6 Vote	You Are Not Happy
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Bust
196	196 Vote	Anonymous Message to Congress: I Am a SAMURAI
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
3	3 Vote	MCDONALD'S Wants to Get Bloodier
7	7 Vote	10 Things Most People Know
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
6	6 Vote	This 3-Year-Old's Argument for Gay Rights Group
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
124	124 Vote	Join Us for the Penis and Nuts
77	77 Vote	7 Reasons Mitt Romney Gets Trashed by ... Mitt Romney?
52	52 Vote	A Brief Introduction to Breakfast
14	14 Vote	Life Is Full of Foul-Mouthed Hussies
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
141	141 Vote	Kids Are in Broad Agreement About Pot, Abortion, And homosexuality
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
7	7 Vote	4 Bafflingly Erotic Ads for Household Products
4	4 Vote	21 Desserts That Are Literally a Ball
3	3 Vote	A New Car Is Smarter Than Religious People? 1	1
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage