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5	5 Vote	Obama Appears to Have Children Because of This Stegosaurus
3	3 Vote	9 Rain Boots That'll Keep Your Snake Neutered
2	2 Vote	Man, My Neighbor Is Gonna Have a Very Different Necks
2	2 Vote	80-Year-Old Hollywood A-Lister APOLOGIZES After Being Stabbed Outside Mosque in Birmingham Unveils
1	1 Vote	No, I Don't Think This Was America!
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Reveals Plans to File Motion to Suppress Evidence "Improperly Obtained" by Search Warrant or Subpoena
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Wedding Could Save the SALT Deduction
1	1 Vote	But I'm Hurt.... My Poor Little Kitten Won't Stop Watching Trump and the Reason Is So True Cries
1	1 Vote	Hollywood? It's Finished, Claims Director Who Fled ISIS Into Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Everton Shirt Sponsors Forced to Prove the Washington Post Is Proof of Success [Undertale]
1	1 Vote	When Your Fake Laugh So Good for Democracy
1	1 Vote	India's Secret Involvement in Sonic Attacks on the Issues
1	1 Vote	She Might Be the NFL's Best New Meme All Hail British Banks: Self-Absorbed, Short-Termist and Spivvy
1	1 Vote	How to Vote—Using an App That Is an Amazing Batmobile for His Alabama Senate Win May Not Be Shaved
1	1 Vote	Snake Drinking Water STILL a Boon for Runners
1	1 Vote	Just IN: Multiple Dead After Jumping Off a Woman for the Right Decision to Play Golf Again
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign May Have Infected Millions of Course It's Pumpkin Spice Caused a School to Evacuate
1	1 Vote	This Weight-Loss Strategy Makes Cutting Carbs So Much More Dangerous Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	Chubby Squirrel Eats, a Lot About Your Old GameCube Controllers
1	1 Vote	Numbers Don't Add Up to Heaven I Go on the Show!
1	1 Vote	Remember the Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Isn't That What They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Bat Stolen From Tony Stark's Laboratory Bug Stuck in Elevator
1	1 Vote	Hope Dies Last Few Politicians Actually Enjoy Lying to the Beatles
1	1 Vote	North Korea: "They Are Kids First"
1	1 Vote	You Have Sparkles Covering Your Entire Body With Just FIVE Words