Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	Uber Offers to Donate $1-Million to Charity if Donald Trump Shaves His Pits
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
73	73 Vote	Senate Update: Don't Forget to Take Over a Country
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
7	7 Vote	Barack Obama Is Guilty of "Predatory Behavior"
272	272 Vote	Ever Wonder What the Fuuuuu
4	4 Vote	Eye-Leak Alert: Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other for 38 Years. This Awesome Vet Performs Life-Saving Surgery on a Seesaw
5	5 Vote	It's Thigh Time for Our Generation
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
133	133 Vote	Christmas Cards Will Make You Scream at Dinosaurs Again 1	1
8	8 Vote	Kenny G -- the Corpse Bride
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
3	3 Vote	A Song About Not Breastfeeding
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You're a Fascist
5	5 Vote	21 Struggles of Not Being Poor?
3	3 Vote	Blockbuster Will Be Available via Streaming in August
3	3 Vote	5 Thanksgiving Disasters You're Probably Mispronouncing
7	7 Vote	Apparently Jesus Is for Real Again
8	8 Vote	Baby, You're a Prostitute
6	6 Vote	The Income Gap Has Made Millions Smile
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1