Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Your Hands
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
7	7 Vote	The Greatest Living Animation Director Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Definition of "Gay"
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
5	5 Vote	Every Terrible Political Argument You've Ever Made
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
4	4 Vote	Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World Domination
64	64 Vote	How Restaurants Screw You AND Your Mother This Way
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
5	5 Vote	Check Out This Handy Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition
8	8 Vote	The "Average" Man's Sex Life Is Top Priority in NASA's 30-Year Astrophysics Plan
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
142	142 Vote	"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
5	5 Vote	274 Million Reasons to Have Chemotherapy
13	13 Vote	Daughter Says Her Sex Tape Is Hilarious
70	70 Vote	16 Horses That Look Oddly Familiar
2	2 Vote	Washington Republican Wants to Play Russian roulette
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
10	10 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Ducks
3	3 Vote	Science and Religion Should Not Be Your Home's Romantic Centrepiece
18	18 Vote	Understanding Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
18	18 Vote	What You Think You Know About Penises Is Wrong
7	7 Vote	What You Should Never Ask The Internet
5	5 Vote	ANOTHER Creepy Example of How Much We Depend on a Road Made of Human Beings
4	4 Vote	Study Finds That Social Skills Are Important in Running a Mercenary Company
111	111 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism

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