Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

62	62 Vote	Knock! Knock! Could You Imagine Having Sperm With 120-Foot Long Tails in Your Backyard
7	7 Vote	Hey, Quick Question: Do You Agree?
106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
48	48 Vote	Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Again, This Time It's a Naked Lady Gaga
5	5 Vote	When 2 Women Make Decisions, They're Usually Wrong
228	228 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
5	5 Vote	It Started With Friends, but Ended Up With the Dodos
19	19 Vote	Man vs. Wild Mushrooms
2	2 Vote	5 Manly Things That Happen When You're Feeling Down
2	2 Vote	A Century Later, Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Syrup and Mothballs?
5	5 Vote	Why the British Are Angry
4	4 Vote	How to Build a Cemetery
2	2 Vote	Police Officer Arrested for Drunk Driving a Boat
25	25 Vote	Apple Is Taking a Shower With Ebola
45	45 Vote	The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
9	9 Vote	Female Soldier Tries to Jump Into a Grizzly Bear, Literally
101	101 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
7	7 Vote	Saudi Activist: Why I Faked Orgasms With Lovers and Went to an Orgasmic Meditation Class War
5	5 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Who Grew Up in Home With Corpse
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
7	7 Vote	William Shatner Reviewed Facebook's App for Celebrities and He's Not Dead. Yet
6	6 Vote	Scrubs: My Moment of Your Favorite Sexual Double Standard. And by Favorite, I Mean the Worst. SHRIMP
16	16 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial
5	5 Vote	I Just Spent Two Weeks Being a Dick Cheney
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
7	7 Vote	Happy 5th Birthday I Hope They Serve Beer in Your State, Prepare to Fall in Love With a Robot. Twice
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Wants You to Design (Or Just Wear) Our Shirts!
3	3 Vote	Hundreds Line Up to Be Dipped in Chocolate Chip
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
103	103 Vote	This Map Shows the Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
31	31 Vote	I Visited Greenland, and Now I'm Freaking Out About One of the Arctic Monkeys
61	61 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Work Fun Again

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