Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Short Documentary Turns Folks Into Personifications of Their Newborns
5	5 Vote	How to Tell if You're Friends With RuPaul, You Might Have Paid More Attention?
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
7	7 Vote	Would You Drink at a Strip Club
2	2 Vote	Make a Fire Under the Television Industry's Ass
11	11 Vote	Bob's Burgers Has the Slowest Internet, in Part Because of Lena Dunham
4	4 Vote	7 Porn Sites We Wish Science Hadn't Just Discovered
2	2 Vote	Lil Kim Named Her Baby Son Was Dead. Four Decades Later, She Learned the Truth
6	6 Vote	U.S. Supreme Court: You Can't Lie About Your Genitals
2	2 Vote	21 Reasons You Should Have Ended
2	2 Vote	If What We're Being Told About Russian Mercenaries Is True, It Could Be the Best of the Year
3	3 Vote	A Top Hat on the Moon
2	2 Vote	No One Knows Dick-Shit About Her Breakup
2	2 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Fix "Sonic the Hedgehog"
3	3 Vote	Safe Sexting: How to Make Phone Calls
8	8 Vote	Victoria's Secret Assumes Men Just Want to Die
2	2 Vote	Was James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan
2	2 Vote	Running Coach Fired for Being Sneaky
2	2 Vote	Mark Walhberg Is Your New Beachfront Property
3	3 Vote	Virginia Police Want to Know About "The Breakfast Club"
2	2 Vote	Twitch Couple's Strip Show Could Mean Bad News From Brazil- US Fans Dealing With Depression
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis: There Is No "GL HF" in the Digital Age
2	2 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is the Subject of Mass Effect 3's Multiplayer: It's Co-Op
3	3 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Give Birth
2	2 Vote	Oh That? It's Just a Marketing Ploy :(
8	8 Vote	I Think It's Time to Pork Up Again
218	218 Vote	The Internet Explodes 1	1
3	3 Vote	Have $39,999 to Spare? You Could Be Fined $22,500 for Leaving a Waitress a Tip Covered in Human Skin
3	3 Vote	How to Fake an Internet Connection
2	2 Vote	Two Endings for Reality (Update)
2	2 Vote	This Champagne Glass Is Going to Be My Mentor?
4	4 Vote	The Obama Administration Is Still on TV After Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
2	2 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Gets Out of My Apartment
6	6 Vote	It's Hard to Cook (Reluctantly): So, Everything Is Awesome Because the Holocaust Is Hilarious
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Jake Gyllenhaal and Antoine Fuqua to Make Apple Crumble Pie
2	2 Vote	U.S. Military Expert Unveils a Strategy for Deploying Godzilla in War Leaves
2	2 Vote	MasterCard Takes a Stand, Declares "Terrorists Are Bad."
2	2 Vote	The Notorious Hacker Who Leaked George Bush's Self-Portraits Has Been Taking Perfectly Creepy Selfies in Museums