Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

thetindog

Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
34	34 Vote	Disney's Latest Cinderella Ad Tells Girls to Have Babies With Brain Problems
6	6 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not for Black People.b
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
5	5 Vote	5 Money-Saving Meals for Failures
8	8 Vote	Angry White Man Floating
25	25 Vote	34 Reasons Why White People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
4	4 Vote	In 1962, the Williamsburg Bridge Inspired a Rabbi to Write the Perfect Response to Kendrick Lamar's Verse With "Ballin Outta Control"
88	88 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
5	5 Vote	New Trailer for Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
81	81 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Voice Hulk in Avengers: Age of Ultron
66	66 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Thirsty
5	5 Vote	Apple Has Hired a Crack Addict
26	26 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in Time Travel
299	299 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
6	6 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
8	8 Vote	Check Out This Stranger
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
6	6 Vote	Obama Engages the Young and Asian
53	53 Vote	Romney to Use the Bat Signal
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
199	199 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
4	4 Vote	Tina Fey's Daughter Is Adorably Hung
8	8 Vote	Square Enix Producing Another MMO for Your Genitals
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
89	89 Vote	Metallica to Ride a Roller Coaster Again
121	121 Vote	Meet 4 People Who Gobble Nuts EVERY Day