Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Himself
1	1 Vote	I Spent $7800 (And Counting) Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
2	2 Vote	Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Actually Photographs of the West Coast
6	6 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to MSNBC
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Kid Thinks We Could Demean Women This Way
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
2	2 Vote	Man Hunting Pesky Raccoon Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple