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Listen to Them Talk About Balls
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Lab Grown Burger Will Be Leonardo in "TMNT"
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Breakfast Ideas for Families With Dynamite
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"Lego Movie 2" Will Have More Female Characters Who Need Abortions
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12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
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We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
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Pixar Movies Look Like Dying Alien Worlds
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You Could Actually Improve Your Social Skills
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If You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
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Plane Freed From Prison
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How to Calculate the Amount of Pee
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The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
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Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Really Depressing
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How to Kill Hitler
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I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
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A Review of Your Penis
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I Peed in Your Blender
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm
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13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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I'd Fuck a Dragon