Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

thegoat

Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Listen to Them Talk About Balls 1	1
87	87 Vote	Lab Grown Burger Will Be Leonardo in "TMNT"
8	8 Vote	Breakfast Ideas for Families With Dynamite
19	19 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have More Female Characters Who Need Abortions
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
111	111 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
3	3 Vote	Pixar Movies Look Like Dying Alien Worlds
2	2 Vote	You Could Actually Improve Your Social Skills
39	39 Vote	If You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
111	111 Vote	How to Calculate the Amount of Pee
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
243	243 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Really Depressing
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
122	122 Vote	Everyone Should Get Jobs
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26